What time was it when the monster ate the Canadian prime minister? Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps - July 31, 2017 Q: What time was it when the monster ate the Canadian prime minister? A: Eight P.M. Read more
What's the difference between an American and a Canadian? Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps - July 28, 2017 Q: What's the difference between an American and a Canadian? A: A Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it. Read more
What do Canadians get on their tests? Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps - July 26, 2017 Q: What do Canadians get on their tests? A: Eh’s Read more
How do you get two whales in a car? Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps - July 24, 2017 Q: How do you get two whales in a car? A: Start in England and drive west. Read more
I have a chicken proof lawn. Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps - July 21, 2017 I have a chicken proof lawn. Its impeccable. Read more
Why were the cows disappointed in their number collection? Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps - July 19, 2017 Q: Why were the cows disappointed in their number collection? A: Because they lactate. Read more
Today I happened to be in the area where I grew up... Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps - July 17, 2017 Today I happened to be in the area where I grew up so I went and checked out my old childhood home. I knocked and asked if I could look around a bit, but the owners said no and shut the door in my face. My parents can be so rude sometimes. Read more
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up. Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps - July 14, 2017 A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up. But a dino might. Read more
How did the hipster burn his tongue? Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps - July 12, 2017 How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool. Read more
Hey, a train just went by! Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps - July 10, 2017 D: Hey, a train just went by! C: How do you know daddy? D: Because its tracks are still here! Read more
What are the 2 seasons in Canada? Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps - July 07, 2017 Q: What are the 2 seasons in Canada? A: Winter and July Read more
How do you get a Canadian to apologize? Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps - July 05, 2017 Q: How do you get a Canadian to apologize? A: Step on their foot. Read more
How do you get 100 drunk and rowdy Canadians out of a pool? Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps - July 03, 2017 How do you get 100 drunk and rowdy Canadians out of a pool? You say "Please get out of the pool." Read more