Joke Explainer

Q: What do you do when you see a space man? A: You park your car, man

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.

Q: What does E.T. stand for? A: The national anthem.

Q: Why don't ants ever get sick? A: Because they have little anty bodies

Q: You know how birds fly in a V and sometimes one side is longer than the other? You know why that is? A: It's because there are more birds on that side.

A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”

Mathematics is 90% common sense, and the other half is attention to detail.

Q: Someone call me a cab. A: Your a cab.

This Fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two that you heard combined.

The past present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense.

You can't hang a man with a wooden leg, You need a rope.

There were 3 blondes walking on a trail... The first blonde said "Those look like deer tracks!" The second blonde said "No those are totally moose tracks... " The third blonde said "Nope, they are goat tracks!" Then a train hit them

I have a pet tree... It's like having a pet dog but the bark is much quieter.