I personally am characterized by a Predilection for fundaments of a suprilitive nature. Additionally I am entirely incapable of prevarication. I now address myself to more of my fraternal associates - It is entirely impossible for you to disagree with the following logical argument: * If there exists a universe such that there is an adolescent muliebrous anthropomorphic entity which is ambulating in a manner that is both adjacent and tangent to your (the viewer's) position which posesses the following qualities: * A marked and particularly diminuitive midsection and * An element that is both: * curvilinear and * to the fore of the obverse of your capitular extremity The outcome will invariably be an initiation and engenderment of a transitory preoccupation with and obsession over the aforementioned muliebrous anthropomorphic entity.