Why are peas small and green?

Why are peas small and green?
Because if they were big and red they'd be fire engines.


Even though this joke is not technically an elephant joke, it sure feels like one. The humor in this joke lies in the absurdness of the punch line. The punchline neither answers the question nor does it really make sense.

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