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Knock Knock / Who’s there? / Doris!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Doris!
Doris who?
Doris locked that’s why I am knocking!

Knock Knock / Who’s there? / Opportunity.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Opportunity.
Don’t be silly – opportunity doesn’t knock twice!

Knock Knock / Who’s there? / Butch, Jimmy and Joe.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Butch, Jimmy, and Joe.
Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who?
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and lets Joe.

Knock, knock. / Who's there? / Little old lady.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!

Knock Knock / Who’s there? / Tunis!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Tunis!
Tunis who?
Tunis company, three’s a crowd!

Knock, knock. / Who's there? / Cows go.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly, Cows go "moo!"

Knock knock / Who’s there? / Amish

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Amish
Amish Who?
Awwww How sweet. I miss you too.

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