Joke Explainer

Three men are sent to hell... The devil greets them and gives the three men a chance to go to heaven instead. Knowing no-one has ever won the bet, he tells the three men, "if you can bring me something which I cannot melt with my bare hands of flame and torture, you are free to go to heaven." A few hours later, the first man arrives with a sturdy rock. The devil smiles slyly, grabs the rock in his hands, and melts it into molten magma. The second man appears with a large chunk or carbonized steel. The devil grabs it and instantly melts it down into hot liquid metal. The third man only gives him three M&M candies. The devil laughs, grabs the candy and turns his hands into flames. Hotter and hotter the hands grow, but the devil notices that he just can't melt down the M 'n M's. He gives up, shocked, and says, "How in the hell! This has never happened before." To which the third man replied "M&M's, melt in your mouth, not your han...

When a deaf person sees someone yawn do they think it’s a scream?

People don’t like having to bend over to get their drinks. We really need to raise the bar.

My girlfriend said, "You act like a detective too much. I want to split up." "Good idea," I replied. "We can cover more ground that way."

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.

The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.