My wife accused me of being immature... Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps - December 06, 2018 My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort. Read more
If you are not part of the solution, you are part of the precipitate Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps - October 01, 2018 If you are not part of the solution, you are part of the precipitate Read more
If the pen is mightier than the sword... Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps - September 03, 2018 If the pen is mightier than the sword, then why do actions speak louder than words? Read more
Do you consider yourself easily categorisable? Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps - August 21, 2018 Do you consider yourself easily categorisable? Read more
Did you know that Sample Pennsylvania offers free drug tests? Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps - August 08, 2018 Did you know that Sample Pennsylvania offers free drug tests? So if you ever see a sign that says "free drug tests" then urine sample. Read more
Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital? Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps - August 06, 2018 Q: Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital? A: The hip Doctor! Read more
Q: What kind of bagel can fly? Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps - July 05, 2018 Q: What kind of bagel can fly? A: A plain bagel. Read more
Never date a tennis player Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps - June 07, 2018 Never date a tennis player - love means nothing to them Read more
Did you hear about the bread factory burning down? Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps - May 10, 2018 Did you hear about the bread factory burning down? They say the business is toast. Read more
People are making apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow. Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps - May 07, 2018 People are making apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow. Read more
Yesterday a clown held a door open for me... Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps - May 05, 2018 Yesterday a clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester. Read more
On a scale from one to ten, how obsessed with Harry Potter are you? Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps - April 02, 2018 Q: On a scale from one to ten, how obsessed with Harry Potter are you? A: About nine and three quarters. Read more
What did the fish say when it swam into the wall? Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps - March 02, 2018 Q: What did the fish say when it swam into the wall? A: Dam! Read more
What do you say when all of your cheese has been shredded? Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps - February 02, 2018 Q: What do you say when all of your cheese has been shredded? A: Grate. Read more
Why did the cow kick the goat? Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps - January 01, 2018 Q: Why did the cow kick the goat? A: Because she was "moo"dy Read more