I'm Liberian Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps - November 29, 2017 A: "Where you from?" B: "I'm Liberian" A: "Oh, sorry!" A(Whispering):"where you from?" Read more
My wife accused me of hating her family and relatives. Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps - November 29, 2017 My wife accused me of hating her family and relatives. I said, “No, I don’t hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine.” Read more
Math: the only place where people buy 60 watermelons, and nobody wonders why. Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps - November 27, 2017 Math: the only place where people buy 60 watermelons, and nobody wonders why. Read more
About a month before he died, my uncle had his back covered in lard... Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps - November 24, 2017 About a month before he died, my uncle had his back covered in lard... After that, he went downhill fast. Read more
I work as a waiter... Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps - November 22, 2017 I work as a waiter... The pay isn’t great but I put food on the table. Read more
Incredibly, people never expect to get hit with a snowball in the house Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps - November 20, 2017 Incredibly, people never expect to get hit with a snowball in the house Read more
I accidentally sent my friend flowers over the internet... Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps - November 17, 2017 I accidentally sent my friend flowers over the internet... Whoops, E-Daisies. Read more
People often say "icy" is the easiest word to spell... Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps - November 15, 2017 People often say "icy" is the easiest word to spell, and, looking at it now, I see why. Read more
I dunno what this WiFi dude did… Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps - November 13, 2017 I dunno what this WiFi dude did, but I’ve seen a ton of bars and restaurants demanding his freedom lately. Read more
Lincoln Shot First Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps - November 10, 2017 Lincoln Shot First Read more
Lottery... Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps - November 06, 2017 Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math Read more
I have a friend who is addicted to drinking brake fluid... Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps - November 03, 2017 I have a friend who is addicted to drinking brake fluid. He says he could stop at any time Read more
Why wouldn't the fish share his candy with the other fish? Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps - November 01, 2017 Q: Why wouldn't the fish share his candy with the other fish? A: Because the other fish ate him. Read more
In the new version, Alderaan shoots first Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps - November 01, 2017 In the new version, Alderaan shoots first Read more