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What gets wetter the more it dries?

Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?
A: A towel.

What do you call cheese that's not yours?

Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours?
A: Nacho cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.