Milk is the fastest liquid on earth
Milk is the fastest liquid on earth – its pasteurized before you even see it
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Two parrots are sitting on a perch...
Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and asks, "do you smell fish?"
I told my teenage niece to go get me a newspaper...
I told my teenage niece to go get me a newspaper... She laughed at me, and said, "Oh uncle you're so old. Just use my phone." So I slammed her phone against the wall to kill a spider.
I went on a date last night with a girl from the zoo...
I went on a date last night with a girl from the zoo. It was great. She’s a keeper.