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Milk is the fastest liquid on earth

Milk is the fastest liquid on earth – its pasteurized before you even see it

Two parrots are sitting on a perch...

Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and asks, "do you smell fish?"

Weird fish meme

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I told my teenage niece to go get me a newspaper...

I told my teenage niece to go get me a newspaper...
She laughed at me, and said, "Oh uncle you're so old. Just use my phone."
So I slammed her phone against the wall to kill a spider.

I went on a date last night with a girl from the zoo...

I went on a date last night with a girl from the zoo. It was great. She’s a keeper.

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