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They can't cast mail in ballots if they are dead

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I need to speak to the manager of twitter

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Space Isis

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I punched my music teacher in the face...

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They don't write good

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There is nobody bigger or better at the military than I am

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the Ultimate High Ground

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This dude really does love walls

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I Said a Space Force

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Who paid for you?

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So...

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Cut the Malarkey!

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What does the president do?

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Minas Tirith

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Oh No! our neighbor died!

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There is a light at the end of the tunnel

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Order 66

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Thick Bottom Border

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I'mma give him a note 7

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When all you do on reddit is upvote.

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Me: *born*

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Magicarp

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You know what's adorable

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Sam when he holds the Ring for 5 seconds

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Well, first of all, I'm vegan

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You don't have to understand memes...

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I'm with Stupid

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When you see a post...

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I'm going to ask Donald if he wants something to eat...

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What did the little mountain say to the big mountain?

Q: What did the little mountain say to the big mountain?A: Hi Cliff!

Cats and dogs are natural enemies

Cats and dogs are natural enemies, just like electricians and plumbers, electricians and engineers, and electricians and electricians.

What makes a plumber smile anytime of day?

Q: What makes a plumber smile anytime of day? A: Overtime pay.

Guys, I just heard that the coronavirus...

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Why can't you give me NICE questions?

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Nyan Cat

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Trollface

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Landlords counting their money

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When you suffer from depression and somebody tells you to just cheer up

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What if we paint the Mexican flag in the office?

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Excuse me, Excuse me...

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When you upvote the 'It ain't much, but it's honest work' memes...

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It do be like that

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Can't be depressed

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Me: *Tries to hide that I'm depressed*

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A surgeon calls a plumber to fix his leaky faucet

A surgeon calls a plumber to fix his leaky faucet. The problem requires an easy fix and the entire job takes less than two minutes. Before leaving, the plumber says, "That will be $200." The surgeon replies, "I am a surgeon and even I do not charge $100 a minute." The plumber says, "Yeah, I didn't either when I was a surgeon. Why do you think I switched?"

I'm Joe Biden, and...

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Leaving my bed to go to the couch

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Guys, I think the Nazis are on to something

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I have a good brain

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i thawt it would be easyer

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Happy Birthday

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I told Trump he was full of...

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When you're a gold digger...

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Dat Boi

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