A bear walks into a bar...

A bear walks into a bar. He goes up to the barman and asks, "Can I have a large gin and.......... tonic, please?" The bartender replies, "Sure, but what's with the big pause?" The bear holds up his paws, looks at them, and says, "Well, I'm a bear!"

This is another "walks into a bar" joke, and also a pun. The critical part of the joke is the fact that pause sounds like paws when spoken (at least in American English in all of the places that I have lived).



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