Translation

I personally am characterized by a Predilection for fundaments of a suprilitive nature.
Additionally I am entirely incapable of prevarication.
I now address myself to more of my fraternal associates -
It is entirely impossible for you to disagree with the following logical argument:
 * If there exists a universe such that there is an adolescent muliebrous anthropomorphic entity which is ambulating in a manner that is both adjacent and tangent to your (the viewer's) position which posesses the following qualities:
   * A marked and particularly diminuitive midsection and
   * An element that is both:
* curvilinear and
* to the fore of the obverse of your capitular extremity
  The outcome will invariably be an initiation and engenderment of a transitory preoccupation with and obsession over the aforementioned muliebrous anthropomorphic entity.

This is a translation of part of Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby got back" - particularly the following lyrics:


I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung

It is funny because it uses language that would not normally be associated with rap music, and the reader is expected to realize what it is at some point. 

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