How do you fix a broken jack-o'-lantern?

How do you fix a broken jack-o'-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch.



This is a pun. The humor lies in the fact that a pumpkin patch is a place where you grow pumpkins as well as an imaginary tool that you use to fix a broken jack-o'-lantern. A tire patch would be a tool used to patch a tire when it has a hole, so hearing the words pumpkin patch might conjure images of a similar device to patch a pumpkin.

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