Q: Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Q: Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: In case he gets a hole in one



This is a pun. Ordinarily, a "hole in one" is the best possible result of a golf swing, but in this case the phrase is to be taken literally. The golfer would wear two pairs because he wants a backup pair of pants because he is scared that he is going to tear a piece out of one of his pairs of pants.

This is super dumb.

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