Q. What do sheep say to shepherds at Christmastime?

Q. What do sheep say to shepherds at Christmastime?
A. "Season’s bleatings!"

I did this joke because "hey - why not have more Christmas sheep jokes?

Seasons Greetings is a traditional way to say hello around Christmas in the United States and possibly elsewhere as well).

Changing bleatings to greetings is a pun of sorts because the words sound similar.

Really, however, the pun is super weak.