Q: Why don’t crabs celebrate Christmas?

Q: Why don’t crabs celebrate Christmas?
A: Because they’re shellfish.



This is a Christmas joke, and also a pun. The joke here centers on the fact that the word shellfish sounds sort of like "selfish".

This is a bit of a stretch, but since Christmas is supposed to be the season of giving, the logic of this joke dictates that a selfish creature wouldn't' celebrate Christmas.

This is a pretty bad joke. The pun is not a 100% homophone, and the logic is sort of stupid.

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